Cloud & Infrastructure
Design, build and operate resilient infrastructure that scales.
We Keep The Lights On.
Even When They Shouldn't Be.
Notwerking Technologies delivers pragmatic technology solutions that work in the real world.
We secure it. We run it. We automate it.
Then we do it all again tomorrow.
Who Works Here
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Nicki T
Co-Founder & Infrastructure Lead
Online
Open Tickets47
Coffee LevelCritical
Rebuilds Survived12
“It worked in the test environment.”
Si Ber
Co-Founder & Security Lead
Suspicious
Open Risks174
Threat LevelElevated
Misconfigs Found39
“It's only 10AM. I'm already tired.”
Hex
Co-Founder & Lead Developer
Deploying
Deployments Today6
Production IncidentsClassified
Chaos LevelUseful
“It's not a bug. It's a feature.”
Moira
Operations Coordinator
Helping
Meetings Today9
Unread Emails312
Cake StatusPromised
“I thought it was approved.”
Derek
Head of Financial Objections
Saying No
Budget Remaining0%
AWS Bill AnxietyHigh
Sheet Backups7
“No. That's a complete sentence.”
Valentina
Head of Legal & Contractual Ambiguity
Late
Legal IssuesPending
NDAs Pending23
Gov ChallengesMany
“According to clause 7.b.iii however...”
Patricia
People & Wellbeing
Onboarding
Wellness Checks8
Plants AliveMostly
Team BuildingOptional
“People first. Forms immediately after.”
Tux
VP (Very Penguin)
Judging
Fish Consumed4
Judgements IssuedSilent
Meetings AttendedAll
“...”
IAIN
Internal Autonomous Intelligence Network
Active
Access LevelInternal
Policies Created0
Synergy ScoreAnalysing
“Analysis complete.”
Our Services
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Protect what matters. Prove it. Repeat.
Software & Automation
Automate the boring stuff. Break the impossible stuff.
Risk & Compliance
Risk is inevitable. Compliance is optional. Until it isn't.
Penguin Consulting
Executive presence. Minimal wardrobe. Maximum impact.
Latest Incident Report
View All Reports →IR-001: The Governance Framework Incident
